Cast

Stan Becket

The main character of the webcomic, Stan is twenty one years old, and has lost both his legs in a car accident. Of course, one of the first things he did afterwards was to by himself a bitching electric wheelchair.

Stan enjoys video games.

Jackie Becket

Jackie is Stan's mother. The two have a fairly close relationship, which often involves them trading sexual innuendos with each other. Jackie is a fairly happy person, who tries to see the bright side in everything. She currently works as a primary school teacher

Alan Becket

Stan’s father. Although Alan hates his father, the feelings are not mutual. Alan works as a therapist, and will often to try and impart his "pearls of wisdom" onto his son, his former wife, people he meets, pets, yoghurt, and anything else that dares to cross his path.

Jay Spencer

Jay is pretty much your standard womanizer. He quickly gets new girlfriends, and will often dump them for somewhat trivial reasons. His proudest possession is his double goatee. Jay is the best friend of Stan.